Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Quotes From the Comcast Guy

This last weekend I was reunited with the internet. The cable guy was, um, interesting...

CG: "Where you drunk when you called our office?"
Me: "Most likely. I Should probably take Comcast off of my speed-dial."

CG: "This is a nice flashlight. Can I have it??
Me: "No."
CG: "Why not?"
Me: "Because I like it."

CG: "Looks like you have alot of money."
Me: "???"
I am using boxes for furniture. Boxes, people.

CG: "Wow. Your computer is really really slow."
Me: "It's a piece of shit."

CG: "Want to see my bruise?"
Me: "ummm.."
It was on his arm, thank god.

This all would have been absolutely hilarious if I had a friend with me at the time. Sometimes I wish I didn't look like I was still in high school.

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